{"id":3565,"date":"2012-05-18T09:00:25","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T16:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/?p=3565"},"modified":"2015-04-21T14:40:31","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T21:40:31","slug":"jason-anderson-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/?p=3565","title":{"rendered":"Jason Anderson (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"Chapter 1 The worksheet\nHi. You might as well know that this is my first day of fourth grade, and my teacher is, well, Mrs. Meaner. I\u2019ve heard rumors about her, and they\u2019re not good. You see, she used to be dentist, and then she quit. Kids say she hides pliers in her desk, and whenever you get in trouble, she pulls one of your teeth out!\nAs I glance ahead, I see the teacher has already opened the door. I notice","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chapter 1 The worksheet Hi. You might as well know that this is my first day of fourth grade, and my teacher is, well, Mrs. Meaner. I\u2019ve heard rumors about her, and they\u2019re not good. You see, she used to be dentist, and then she quit. Kids say she hides pliers in her desk, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[145],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5b3J3-Vv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3565"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3565"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3578,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3565\/revisions\/3578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shaoweb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}